The best part of being openly gay is knowing how big a disappointment I must be to the judgemental fucks who raised me. When I came out, my dad kicked me out and said if he does without seeing me again he’ll be happy. My mom was sobbing and saying that she’d pray for me, I told her not to waste her time. If I thought they’d listen, I’d call the house today and leave a recording of me being fucked in the a** on their answering machine. They’ve probably burned everything I left behind and I couldn’t be happier.
