• 5 years ago
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Ran into Laura last night, who wasn’t interested in me two years ago. She looks like she aged 8 years. Her face is puffy and haggard and she’s put on about 20 pounds, I’d say. It’s because she’s a musician and just got off a tour where they ate crappy food and got drunk every night. It’s such a pleasure to see a woman get fat and old, and it can only get worse all the time. Say bye-bye to your hot 20s, Laura! 🙂 She hugged me, twice, after I kept mentioning my new girlfriend. But sorry, Laura, my girlfriend is younger and in better shape than you, LMAO

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  • Yup, hot when they fall apart and it’s especially hot if they are unaware of what they look like to others, like when young men start looking at them and thinking “Mom” or “Aunt” instead of “hot.”

    Anonymous June 23, 2019 3:29 pm Reply

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