That thing a woman/girl does where she’s trying desperately not to make fun of a weird/fat/ugly guy to his face, and she keeps having to visibly choke back historical laughter while trying to be nice/help him with something. Yeah, I f*****’ LOVE that s***. My absolute fantasy is a girl pretending to be all friendly and sweet to me while she’s constantly doing that, knowing I’m catching her, and just letting it hang in the air for maximum awkwardness. Then I tell her I like it, and she just completely gives up, flooding me with laughter– and will only laugh at me from there on out. Maybe a word or sentence fragment slips lazily out if I give her no choice at all, but now she just laughs historically at the mere mention of my name.

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