Dated a smoking hot, latino woman last weekend. Knew her when she worked at the sports bar I go to, and, since she had a thing for me, always knew I’d get her at some point. She’s incredibly s***, with low back-length, jet-black hair, killer-long nails (my thing/fetish..big time), great smile, beautiful face, and hot body. She fires every s***** desire I have, and I couldn’t keep my hands off of her all night. Just had to touch and feel her from the minute I picked her up until taking her home 8-9 hours later.

Thing is, she’s not the smartest woman around, by any stretch. Her broken English is s*** as hell, like Sofia Vergara. This woman is s******* irresistable. But, listening to what she says, idea or conversation-wise, is pure torture. She told me that the last guy she was with told her to “be pretty and s***..But no talking”. I acted surprised and supported her, saying how bad he was, he didn’t respect you..Really blowing smoke up her a**. In reality, as the night went on, even with her being incredibly s*** and hot..I could see the guy’s point. She’s best off being a smoking hot s** object, and speaking as little as possible. I only want her for s**. I can get conversation and intelligence somewhere else.

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