Joanne Victoria Coulson from Colchester, England who is the kind of s*** that hangs around in a bar until last call hoping someone takes her home to f*** knows the meaning of romance? Or, is it completely lost on that f****** w****?

She has had s** with so many men that she lost count.

When she takes her shoes off the room fills with the most putrid stench in the world.

Ask her about the tattoo of Tintin’s dog that’s in a not so obvious place.

How the f*** can she be a certified life coach when her own life is a face full of bukakke? She is a master practitioner of s** with strangers and has no business telling other people how to live their lives.

Do you think the guy she is with now knows what a very good w**** she is?

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