I faked being at Patriots fan to pick up women at the sports bar last night. And it worked. Got number of one hot, blonde college girl next to me, had her laughing, hand on my shoulder, and high-fiving every Patriots good play, when, in reality, I didn’t give a crap who won. Then, after she and her two friends left (she was the driver), started talking to a cute, pretty 30-something woman I’d seen there before. Great smile, high cheekbones, blue eyes. Very sweet and “girl you take home to meet the family” looks.
Same with her. She was a Patriots fan, and I turned it on again. Talked up how good they were, Brady is a god, and, high-fiving every good play into overtime. Game ends, they win, and we continue chatting. Turns her body to me, puts her hands on my legs, leans in, and says “Do you want to leave..With me?”. Yep. I did, and we did. The s** was hot. And I owe it to the Pats. Maybe I should be a fan from here on in? It gets me results.
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This is a lie. Everyone knows that Chiefs fans are all faggots and hate women.
I see you’re about 12.
I see your sense of humor has been fucked out of your dried up cunt.
Ah, an American attempt at humour, that’ll be why it looked like it was written by a child. Such a purile country.
For the record: I’m the OP, and didn’t make the first comment of this reply. Just wanted that known.
I’ not a Chiefs fan, either..Was just taking the opportunity to meet women. Didn’t care one bit who won either game, but, the cute hotties all done up in Patriots gear were there for the taking.
Uh, yeah…all that football fan dick, maybe. Haha.
Tell us about the fucking! Graphic details please