My cousin Bobby is a stupid moron. Who takes photos at a funeral and then puts them up on social network? Like I want the whole world to see me crying while I give my mother’s eulogy. He’s such a dumbbell, he always was, plus he’s always sending me “Support this cause!” alerts. You want to support a cause, support it, but quit bothering other people about your local food bank that’s at least 1,000 miles away from me.

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