Danny devito’s been in my room playing roblox for over 14 hours now, every time I open the door he asks me if I want a sprite cranberry, and whenever he does that I just shut the door and run away. I’m in my basement right now… I can hear him playing despacito, he’s probably default dancing on some noob too. I’m too scared to go check, what should I do?
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make some love with danny
That shits gay, and your not helping, this is a very SERIOUS situation if you couldn’t tell, I’m talkin LIFE OR DEATH for me.
Ok remain calm. That’s the most important thing right now. So don’t lose your head. What I want you to do is this. Go to your kitchen. Make sure you turn the lights on if they aren’t already. Then I want to you to calmly but quickly walk towards your fridge. Open it. Grab a Cranberry Sprite. If you don’t have one, goto the store and buy some. If they don’t have any buy some Sprite and some cranberry juice. Then I want you to go back to your room and give Danny Devito the Cransprite. Then I want you to say his name in a firm manner. And profess that you’re not worthy of his love. He should tell you that you are. At this moment he will come towards you. I want you to embrace him with open arms. Then you’ll snap his fucking neck. I hope this helps.
Thanks for the help, now I just gotta get rid of his body… But on the bright side, I got a delicious sprite cranberry.