im incredibly lucky… not in a gambling kinda way but rather something more akin to a sixth sense that keeps me from danger, just yesterday i was out on a date and he had wanted me to drive to the next town over so that we could get what is apparently the best burger place this side of the country i declined and what do you know the only road to get there was doomed to kill me if i went, a semi had lost its barrings and wood fell off on to the cars passing by in the next lane… i was at Harvest music festival and left minutes before the shooting took place because of introverts anxiety
there is an infinite growing well of stories about me miraculously avoiding death
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when stupidly attempting to drive from California to new york my car suddenly just stopped in the middle of the road i only survived because took a wrong turn if i had taken the right one and that happened i would not have had a safe grass patch to fix my car on
when stupidly attempting to drive from California to new york my car suddenly just stopped in the middle of the road i only survived because took a wrong turn if i had taken the right one and that happened i would not have had a safe grass patch to fix my car on
Cool man. Harvest music festival. Right on man. Cool date man. Oh wow that’s crazy.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? CAN YOU PUT A SINGLE COHERENT SENTENCE TOGETHER. I WISH YOUR DATE WOULD HAVE ROOFIED YOU AND COULD HAVE SPARED US THIS GIBBERISH. DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING BRAIN TUMOR? PUT THE FUCKING METH PIPE DOWN!!!!!!