I have had probably the worst love life imaginable up to this point. Despite the fact that I bathe regularly, use nice perfumes, have been really nice and friendy to people (up to the last few years or so), and dress well, there has been something getting in the way of my getting dates or having s**. I’m 33 and I’ve only been in s***** contact with a man less than a handful of times. I’m a size 00-2. I have decent features, and I wear makeup. I’m not completely socially inept. I’m intelligent. I can’t get one boyfriend and rarely find anyone to have s** with. I’ve sent out tens or hundreds of messages on dating sites to test my theory that somehow, for some weird reason, online dating does not work for me. I have theories as to why my love life is so bad but cannot for the life of me figure it out. There are horribly mean or terribly ugly women who have lots of s** and/or boyfriends all the time. My life s**** (or, at least, it has up to this point). Now my career seems to be going the same way. I thought I was one of those people who had the career but not the love life. Now both seem to be getting flushed down the toilet (Well, one was already flushed and the other seems to be following suit). I’m afraid that if my love life doesn’t normalize soon, I’m going to become a flaming w**** (like multiple partners at once and all the time) as soon as whatever block is out of the way of my love life.

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