The second time I slept with my ex I noticed that things suddenly seemed a lot “wetter”. When I put my hand on the base of my shaft, I discovered that the only part of the condom I was wearing was the ring that was supposed to be holding it on. I knew she had no idea that at some point the condom broke and all but the ring disappeared inside her. As we kept going, I decided I was just going to c** inside her and not say a word. It was amazing. After this happened I started leaving boxes of condoms in my trunk on super hot days, carrying them around for days in my wallet, putting them in the freezer, anything I can so that the odds of them breaking are good. I have now had 12 condoms break with various partners and on each occasion could not find the self control to pull out as I pumped my wad into them instead of the condom they didn’t realize I wasn’t wearing any more.

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