I really had to take a s*** one morning in my friend’s cabin and the bathrooms were all being used. He owns like an acre of land so I ran outside and s*** in the woods while trying to hide from bears or moose. Now every time I go to his cabin I take shits on his property and if he ever found them he probably thought it was bears or one of the dogs. I started finding awesome hiding places to s*** and the children were once playing hide n seek and they must have hid in one of my shitting spots because they got the poop on their shoes and it got in the cabin. The whole time they were trying to get the kids to stop moving I though, “Damn, that’s my s***.”
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That’s…… awesome.
I do something similar, however, I’m lucky enough to not have anyone’s kids running through it.
Shutting outside, among the wilderness, makes me feel like more of a man
Finally, people who understand the thrill of shitting on someone’s property in the woods.
Ikr, it’s so…refreshing.
I work in a restaurant and i put shit and piss in customer food all the time. It’s pretty normal to shit in public.
Is it a Chinese restaurant? I heard all types of shit, and not just literal shit, are added to the meat and stuff occasionally.
I work in McDonalds. Everyone i work with puts snot and piss and shit in the food. We take pictures of it…it’s a contest. We put cockroaches and things in it too. It’s a boring job but we laugh when we watch people eating it. We watched a lady eat a Big Mac with a huuuuge cockroach hidden in the meat today. She just chomped it all down. nom nom nom.
Can’t wait till you get out in jail for that hun 😉
*put in jail
Autocorrect is an interesting thing
This is great. No dark, evil confessions, just plain, shameless truth.
You go man! The world is your shitter!
Nothing better than an outdoor shit. Well apart from an outdoor fuck.
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