I just want a short, bright, funny, intelligent, educated beauty to date, marry and fatten up until she is my butterball princess.
- 6 years ago
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I just want a short, bright, funny, intelligent, educated beauty to date, marry and fatten up until she is my butterball princess.
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Keep on dreaming, kiddo. It’s all in your imagination and it’ll never happen in real life.
“Not a musician” was meant for you, Mr. “Keep on dreaming.”
I never said “I wanted to be a musician”. Jokes on you, I’m tone deaf.
Obviously you’re not a musician. 🙂 Sorry, guy.
Not everyone is fit to be a musician, you’re absolutely right. No apologies.
that’s really sweet, I’m sure you will find someone like that. 🙂
Visit any local greasy spoon you’ll be halfway there.
Bring a ring
You’re a one desperate little boy. How cute.
No girl would ever date a guy with a small dick like you. Lmao, nice try desperate little boy.
Um, I’m 6 inches long and 5 around, not a giant of course, but it does the job. Nice try using the “Small dick!” insult every woman uses who is out of facts and/or can’t express herself without pulling out that old, lame, unoriginal retort. 🙂 🙂 PS I’ve already had fatties and I love fatties! 🙂 My ex was over 300 pounds and a ton o’ fun! 🙂 I’ll find my sweet butterball soon, I know. XXXXXXXX