• 6 years ago
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I just want a short, bright, funny, intelligent, educated beauty to date, marry and fatten up until she is my butterball princess.

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  • Keep on dreaming, kiddo. It’s all in your imagination and it’ll never happen in real life.

    Anonymous May 27, 2018 4:44 pm Reply
    • “Not a musician” was meant for you, Mr. “Keep on dreaming.”

      Anonymous May 27, 2018 5:13 pm Reply
      • I never said “I wanted to be a musician”. Jokes on you, I’m tone deaf.

        Anonymous May 27, 2018 7:16 pm Reply
  • Obviously you’re not a musician. 🙂 Sorry, guy.

    Anonymous May 27, 2018 5:06 pm Reply
    • Not everyone is fit to be a musician, you’re absolutely right. No apologies.

      Anonymous May 27, 2018 7:17 pm Reply
  • that’s really sweet, I’m sure you will find someone like that. 🙂

    Anonymous May 27, 2018 5:07 pm Reply
  • Visit any local greasy spoon you’ll be halfway there.
    Bring a ring

    Anonymous May 27, 2018 6:46 pm Reply
  • You’re a one desperate little boy. How cute.

    Anonymous May 27, 2018 8:30 pm Reply
  • No girl would ever date a guy with a small dick like you. Lmao, nice try desperate little boy.

    Anonymous May 27, 2018 8:31 pm Reply
    • Um, I’m 6 inches long and 5 around, not a giant of course, but it does the job. Nice try using the “Small dick!” insult every woman uses who is out of facts and/or can’t express herself without pulling out that old, lame, unoriginal retort. 🙂 🙂 PS I’ve already had fatties and I love fatties! 🙂 My ex was over 300 pounds and a ton o’ fun! 🙂 I’ll find my sweet butterball soon, I know. XXXXXXXX

      Anonymous May 28, 2018 3:49 am Reply

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