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Fellow citizens of Eternia and esteemed guests from across the multiverse,

Tonight, I stand before you as your leader, President Skeletor, to address the state of our beloved nation and our plans for the future. We gather in the hallowed halls of Castle Grayskull, a symbol of our strength and resilience in the face of adversity.

First and foremost, let me acknowledge the invaluable contributions of my Vice President, Steve from Blue’s clues. With his razor-sharp intellect and unwavering loyalty, he has been a pivotal force in shaping our policies and defending our borders. Together, we shall continue to safeguard our realm from the forces of darkness that threaten our way of life.

I also extend my gratitude to our Secretary of State, Rush Limbaugh, whose diplomatic finesse and keen insight have forged alliances and strengthened our position on the global stage. Under his leadership, we have navigated treacherous waters with tact and resolve, ensuring Eternia’s interests are protected and respected.

As we look ahead, let us not forget the challenges that lie before us. The forces of Snake Mountain plot in the shadows, seeking to undermine our unity and prosperity. But fear not, for united we stand, united we shall prevail!

In the realm of technology and innovation, we are making strides like never before. Our scientists, led by the brilliant minds at Eternos Labs, are unlocking new frontiers in magic and technology that promise to revolutionize our way of life. From Battle Ram enhancements to advancements in Castle Grayskull’s defense systems, Eternia marches boldly into the future.

But our greatest strength lies not just in our advancements, but in our people—the brave warriors, the ingenious inventors, the compassionate healers—all who call Eternia their home. It is their courage and determination that inspire me every day.

Tonight, I call upon the Council of Elders and the Great Rebellion to join hands with us in this noble endeavor. Together, we shall write the next chapter of Eternia’s history—one of prosperity, justice, and everlasting freedom.

May the Power of Grayskull guide us, and may Skeletor reign supreme!

Thank you, and may Eternia forever thrive!

Evil laughter echoes as Skeletor exits the grand chamber, leaving behind a trail of purple mist.

New Confession

I’m 15 years old, so don’t worry I’m not an adult yet, but I feel like I have to get this off my chest. So I like girls around my age group from 13-17 which is normal for my age, but I also like little girls from ages 6-12, which I’m scared I might be a [REDACTED] when I get older, I literally attracted to little girls more than girls around my age, both romantically and s******* attracted, and it’s latinas I like, since I’m a latino. I’ve been having a crush on this girl for about a year now as I think she’s so s*** and hot and Dominican and has brown eyes, type 2 white skin tone, long very dark brown hair, she’s 11 going to turn 12 soon if she hasn’t already, I’ve had a crush on my niece who is 10 going to turn 11 soon, but I don’t have a crush on her anymore as she’s family. I stared down a Puerto Rican girl the other day at Sam’s Club which I thought she’s very hot, she has olive brown skin tone just like me, and has dark brown hair. She looked like she’s around 7-9 years old, and when she was wearing high jean shorts, she turned me on and I had a b**** for a while in the store, I always feel sad when I like on a girl, especially a little girl, in public and when they leave, you’ll never see them again. And if I’d ever talked to a little girl, I might get in trouble because people mistake me for an adult since I’m tall and starting to grow facial hair. I sometimes pleasure myself, thinking about me having s** with a little latina girl like my crush, or that girl I saw at Sam’s Club the other day, but more so my crush.

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