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The real “Cream Gene” was partially based on a guy who works for Buddy Dyer that waited for the train with me in the mornings at the Sand Lake Sunrail Station. Obviously he didn’t s*** off hobos, I made that up bc there were always homeless dudes around there sleeping in the bushes who would go to the Wawa across the street and beg for money and food.

but this guy was in his late 50s-early 60s and genial, so he was part of the model. So yeah, he doesn’t drive an Uber, Cream Gene works for the Mayor of Orlando.

And if you flew into or out of Orlando International at night in 2018-the pandemic, you probably saw me.

– CAPTAIN CORVALLUS

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