one day like last January waiting in the cold for the train and seeing this same hobo next to the bk & Wawa, I wrote about Cream Gene(like Mean Gene, hence the lemme tell ya something & brother and all that) sucking off this nasty dude, getting into the mindset of what a guy like that would be like . Well aware there are hobosuckers and truckersucker videos.
NO, that is not me, I’m not Preston either but he likes to pretend to be me sometimes, and I guess Cream Gene also. obviously not Gene in the videos bc Gene isn’t real, he’s my interpretation of one of those guys.
I’m just really depressed and being open. also I don’t near do as much nasty stuff as I write most of the time Im with my lady when I write the nasty rhymes, like too short
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Can’t help you anymore. I’m sorry.
The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen.
I guess tonight will be the end of this pain. No more suffering in this world once I start hanging from the noose.
coronavirus finally helping tourist spots a well deserved break to disinfect and clean everything.
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.
Don’t think about it, just DO it.
Sleeping in his car was never the plan but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. This had been his life for the last three months and he was just beginning to get used to it. He didn’t actually enjoy it, but he had accepted it and come to terms with it. Or at least he thought he had. All that changed when he put the key into the ignition, turned it and the engine didn’t make a sound.
I have a feeling this is the end thank you for everything. It wasn’t real but I had fun anyway. Pity we will see each other again. I respect your ghost tho
لقد حان الوقت لخفض شعري الحمار.
I’m back. -Nat
If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet.
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.
I’m making foooooood I’m making foooooood I’m making foooooood I’m making food.
Even when I’m having a good day/having fun/enjoying myself, I get fleeting thoughts of wanting to harm & kill myself.
Enjoying my date with the blank spot on the wall w/sharp objects nearby.
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth.
It really sucks when I think about how money will always be more important than me
Timessome I tnaw a yug, tub nem rea Elbirroh. They’re dogs.
Just shake your butt and have a lesbian experience!
I quit the games I’m playing before I loose, therefore I never loose.
The wolves stopped in their tracks, sizing up the mother and her cubs. It had been over a week since their last meal and they were getting desperate. The cubs would make a good meal, but there were high risks taking on the mother Grizzly. A decision had to be made and the wrong choice could signal the end of the pack.
Wouldn’t mind sneaking away for a weekend . You’re poison, yet I want to spoil you. Damn when will they die ?
I can’t stop beating off to porn videos of Waleska Sargenteli. I want to be her fuck slave. Don’t you?
I’m genuinely curious Hit like if you’re pro-choice and hit dislike if you’re pro-life. I just wanna see who’s the majority.
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haters posing as people. Doubt everything. i never use this site nor post~ ALien. bye for good humans
Bitchphobia: Where you act like a son of a bitch everyday. Only white people can get diagnosed.
Bras are useless. K sized cup corsets for the win.
I live a sad existence.
Wtf has happened to this website overtime? I quit in September last year and I come back to even more of a mess? JFC.
Mxr plays on YouTube is a fucking horrible thing, yeah.
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger.
I sleep daily at 8pm
He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class.
I stole something from my coworker.
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor.
I really want to be fingered in public, like on the bus or in a theater. Just finger banged until I cum.
Took a box cutter to some random kids toys today. I’m glad I didn’t cut the kid.
You know that tingly feeling you get on the back of your neck sometimes? I just got that feeling when talking with her. You know I don’t believe in sixth senses, but there is something not right with her. I don’t know how I know, but I just do.
Being flexible enough to do so, I have sucked on the tip of my own dick and came. I have done it multiple times.
I blame white people.
i miss being that little child innocent from reality whilst listening to Darube Sandstorm
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I love you.
Spending time at national parks can be an exciting adventure, but this wasn’t the type of excitement she was hoping to experience. As she contemplated the situation she found herself in, she knew she’d gotten herself in a little more than she bargained for. It wasn’t often that she found herself in a tree staring down at a pack of wolves that were looking to make her their next meal.
Mime
The fact our Royal family has visited flood victims and helped support them financially & emotionally puts our PM to shame.
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.
I could really use some boedank cherry lips right bout now
Sometimes that’s just the way it has to be. Sure, there were probably other options, but he didn’t let them enter his mind. It was done and that was that. It was just the way it had to be.
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
I have been cheating my wife for 6 years. Had sx with more than 100 girls.
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them.
I don’t love u like I used to
If you can imagine a furry humanoid seven feet tall, with the face of an intelligent gorilla and the braincase of a man, you’ll have a rough idea of what they looked like — except for their teeth. The canines would have fitted better in the face of a tiger, and showed at the corners of their wide, thin-lipped mouths, giving them an expression of ferocity.
This is a Japanese doll.
كراتي حكة وألم. هم الحكة والألم
Why is it that older women who wear makeup are so crazy sexy and fuckable?
A one way ticket to London I’ve got 6 familiar paths
I accidentally came out to my sister by sending her a message that was intended to go to a friend saying, “look at her tiddies I wanna suck em”
I want a girl to knee me in the balls and spit/piss on my face.
Men from Spain are the most misogynistic shit in the whole fucking planet. DATE ONE if you want to die of physical or mental abuse.
My back hurts from all the backstabbing and not the daily exercise.
I feel controlled by my family and I can’t enjoy my teen years.
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Bye.
What does the numbers 444 and 1111 mean? I keep seeing numbers like this. Please
Cake or pie? I can tell a lot about you by which one you pick. It may seem silly, but cake people and pie people are really different. I know which one I hope you are, but that’s not for me to decide. So, what is it? Cake or pie?
50 shades of cringeworthy
We need to fight depression. Come on. We need to all lift. Get those abs, chest and arms.
Saw a man that looked like him and my heart started burning with passion and ended up crying.
She advised him to come back at once.
I’ve been fucking Chinese hookers in Europe during the coronavirus outbreak. I didn’t use condoms!
God help me i fapped on sexy nuns :(( so sad
I wanna cut my dick off.
There once lived an old man and an old woman who were peasants and had to work hard to earn their daily bread. The old man used to go to fix fences and do other odd jobs for the farmers around, and while he was gone the old woman, his wife, did the work of the house and worked in their own little plot of land.
i have a creamy center
Come on. Let’s fight depression. Let’s break a sweat by lifting those weights for abs, arms and chest.
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE
Ight I’m bored. Imma start some drama. Jeffery Epstein killed himself and Trump did nothing wrong. Liberals are stupid and should fuck theirselves in the face.
I masturbated lied was prideful selfish disrespectful boastful hipocritical afraid lazy anxious worried and I passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow
The day had begun on a bright note. The sun finally peeked through the rain for the first time in a week, and the birds were sinf=ging in its warmth. There was no way to anticipate what was about to happen. It was a worst-case scenario and there was no way out of it.
Jesus forgive me…I need you.
I want my crush to sit on my face.
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us.
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I want to ask a legit question who would suffer more? a falsely accused men of rape? Or a real victim of rape?
One finger.
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched.
I just jacked off and there was a little bit of blood in my cum
Why are you acting weird? I never did anything to you or say anything. You act like I sinned against you. Anyway thank you for the assistance.
I’m a horrible sinner but i beg for mercy and want to change. Please forgive all from your heart and let go to have peace, i’ll do that.
He hacked me and made me a viral joke
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly.
I’m not losing my marbles People are deliberately doing it Fuck y’all
Swallow a bottle of pills (or at least as many as possible). Drown with alcohol. Hope it all dissolves in my stomach. Go to sleep.
We need to all lift weights to fight depression and get those nice chest, abs and arms y’all. Let’s do this together.
It’s a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!
Indian dramas WELP cringe
This website is a God send
Llamaloops is a cereal inspired in? Me as always. 99.9% of the time
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SMOKE WEED WITHOUT COUGHING ISTG I TAKE A PUFF AND IMMEDIATELY COUGH BEFORE IT REACHES ANYWHERE LET ALONE MY LUNGS HOW???
I blame white people. Blacks are too dumb to be responsible for anything.
How to not care?
Sniffed my step mothers panties
Come on. Push Push push. I need to motivate myself to workout more.
He goes on with his life as normal. Does he ever think of me? Did I ever mean anything to him?
I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice.
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You trolls have no life. I hope you guys get diarrhea for a week and and shit on yourself.
There seems to be a lot of trolls, jizzle juice fans, panty wearing guys, masturbaters on this site.
The worst thing that can happen is that they fire me. If they fire me I’ll be more relieved than upset so whatever, I’ll find something better.
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine.
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
Push. Push. We gotta lift those weights or hit the treadmill to sweat to fight depression.
The amber droplet hung from the branch, reaching fullness and ready to drop. It waited. While many of the other droplets were satisfied to form as big as they could and release, this droplet had other plans. It wanted to be part of history. It wanted to be remembered long after all the other droplets had dissolved into history. So it waited for the perfect specimen to fly by to trap and capture that it hoped would eventually be discovered hundreds of years in the future.
Defame, v. SYN.-abuse, asperse, disparage, ill-use, libel, malign, revile, scandalize, slander, traduce, vilify. ANT.-cherish, honor, praise, protect, respect.
I love to drink tea and coffee, but it makes me pee too much. I hate going to the bathroom every few minutes. Ugh
I’m horny tell me how you’ll fuck my pussy 403-228-9553
Sits alone waiting for date*
He looked at the sand. Picking up a handful, he wondered how many grains were in his hand. Hundreds of thousands? “Not enough,” the said under his breath. I need more.
My teacher really hates it when im late to his class. Its gotten to the point where if I feel like I might be late I would skip class entirely.
Sara is a fucking fat Michelin man looking motherfucker
I’m sad
I’d rather be born as a poop than being born as a “Malaysian”.
I loved this so much,im so happy. you’re the love of my life
the planet is a lot but hey, we can stretch
I sent tracking information for the package to you
I went on a date with a plant today.
I often shake my fat and super thicc legs to remind me that I’m fat af
I like to drink chamomile tea.
I cheated on my wife with my boyfriend
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection.
The day’s only halfway over & I’m already entertaining thoughts of self-harm & killing myself.
Stop confusing pleaceful sleep with death. They are not the same. With sleep you breathe in trance, with death you choke and body turns to cold stone.
Time to stare at that blank spot on the wall again. No energy for anything else.
Faster that trump comment really hurt huh.. get the sickness if it ain’t so bad chicken shit!
The father died during childbirth.
I was tricked by a tranny and if I ever see that bitch again I’ll kill her
God loves us all, and i love you too. Forgive and let go, this is the method to peace.
He got me pregnant, and when I wouldn’t abort, he left me.
You can’t fix all you did to me. The damage is done.
What are transphobes afraid of? Their own immature insecurities or being caught developing erections?
Combines are no longer just for farms.
French Montana is a rapper? que lo que
FUCK valentines day
Why’s em such hate filling!
The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence.
If you don’t like America leave the continent.
I just wanna go home
I don’t know what to do with my life. I just space out
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