I masturbated lied was prideful selfish disrespectful boastful hipocritical afraid lazy anxious worried and I passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow
What was beyond the bend in the stream was unknown. Both were curious, but only one was brave enough to want to explore. That was the problem. There was always one that let fear rule her life.
His parents continued to question him. He didn’t know what to say to them since they refused to believe the truth. He explained again and again, and they dismissed his explanation as a figment of his imagination. There was no way that grandpa, who had been dead for five years, could have told him where the treasure had been hidden. Of course, it didn’t help that grandpa was roaring with laughter in the chair next to him as he tried to explain once again how he’d found it.
It had been her dream for years but Dana had failed to take any action toward making it come true. There had always been a good excuse to delay or prioritize another project. As she woke, she realized she was once again at a crossroads. Would it be another excuse or would she finally find the courage to pursue her dream? Dana rose and took her first step.
He sat across from her trying to imagine it was the first time. It wasn’t. Had it been a hundred? It quite possibly could have been. Two hundred? Probably not. His mind wandered until he caught himself and again tried to imagine it was the first time.
Cake or pie? I can tell a lot about you by which one you pick. It may seem silly, but cake people and pie people are really different. I know which one I hope you are, but that’s not for me to decide. So, what is it? Cake or pie?
Pink ponies and purple giraffes roamed the field. Cotton candy grew from the ground as a chocolate river meandered off to the side. What looked like stones in the pasture were actually rock candy. Everything in her dream seemed to be perfect except for the fact that she had no mouth.
Barbara had been waiting at the table for twenty minutes. it had been twenty long and excruciating minutes. David had promised that he would be on time today. He never was, but he had promised this one time. She had made him repeat the promise multiple times over the last week until she’d believed his promise. Now she was paying the price.
There are different types of secrets. She had held onto plenty of them during her life, but this one was different. She found herself holding onto the worst type. It was the type of secret that could gnaw away at your insides if you didn’t tell someone about it, but it could end up getting you killed if you did.
The young man wanted a role model. He looked long and hard in his youth, but that role model never materialized. His only choice was to embrace all the people in his life he didn’t want to be like.
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He knew what he was supposed to do. That had been apparent from the beginning. That was what made the choice so difficult. What he was supposed to do and what he would do were not the same. This would have been fine if he were willing to face the inevitable consequences, but he wasn’t.
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I see death people.
Masculine form bad and ugly. Feminine form good and sexy. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign.
I’m not losing my marbles People are deliberately doing it Fuck y’all
I’m a lesbian.
i’m not sleeping with you and i’m not going to date you.
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger.
Happy VD (Venerial Disease Day) Get tested or educated awareness day
Fuck
Better off dead.
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light.
coronavirus = Zombie Virus
If I could kill all of humanity I would.
I never realized how depressed I am until money and goals lost value. I think I am losing my memory in a scary way. Too much I want to delete.
Transgenderism Is Not Even Real
FUCK valentines day
Where the FUCK is Carmen Sandiego
Psychiatrist Dr Kamaldeep Sandhu MD raped me and I am afraid to contact police!!!!! Please help
Boomers be mad and upset because times are changing.
I masturbated lied was prideful selfish disrespectful boastful hipocritical afraid lazy anxious worried and I passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow
Indian dramas WELP cringe
It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths.
The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy.
I blame white people.
Normality and sanity is good. Whatever bad state you’re in snap out of it.
The day’s only halfway over & I’m already entertaining thoughts of self-harm & killing myself.
I would pay good money to have Laura Montenegro be my escort for a night
What was beyond the bend in the stream was unknown. Both were curious, but only one was brave enough to want to explore. That was the problem. There was always one that let fear rule her life.
I just want to tell her that she’s beautiful and that I want to kiss her, but if I do that it could destroy our friendship.
His parents continued to question him. He didn’t know what to say to them since they refused to believe the truth. He explained again and again, and they dismissed his explanation as a figment of his imagination. There was no way that grandpa, who had been dead for five years, could have told him where the treasure had been hidden. Of course, it didn’t help that grandpa was roaring with laughter in the chair next to him as he tried to explain once again how he’d found it.
It had been her dream for years but Dana had failed to take any action toward making it come true. There had always been a good excuse to delay or prioritize another project. As she woke, she realized she was once again at a crossroads. Would it be another excuse or would she finally find the courage to pursue her dream? Dana rose and took her first step.
My coworkers expect me to know the processes I have to do, but they don’t teach me how to do them. WTF
I have a blood fetish with my own blood. I love my blood🩸
Why is the website tripping with the likes and comments? WtF
i hate myself for disliking someone who‘s always been nice and they’re genuinely not a bad person at all
I love you A. I can’t stop thinking about what it would be like to be with you.
May those who are sexist, homophobic or racist be cursed for the upcoming week.
Don’t step on the broken glass.
Hey Laquesha !
Fuck the PSAT AND SAT!
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone.
To be dead.
Men from Spain are the most misogynistic shit in the whole fucking planet. DATE ONE if you want to die of physical or mental abuse.
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night.
He sat across from her trying to imagine it was the first time. It wasn’t. Had it been a hundred? It quite possibly could have been. Two hundred? Probably not. His mind wandered until he caught himself and again tried to imagine it was the first time.
I don’t know what to do with my life. I just space out
50 shades of cringeworthy
I don’t why, but sometimes I feel sexy even though I know I’m totally undesirable. Weird.
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.
It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.
Just shake your butt and have a lesbian experience!
Brandon Montgomery from Windsor Ontario has the most perfect, sexiest feet iv ever seen. I’d give anything to be at her sweet feet
Have someone drive you through the car wash while you’re stoned. It’s honestly magical.
the planet is a lot but hey, we can stretch
Why is it that older women who wear makeup are so crazy sexy and fuckable?
Here we go again. This wont last T_T
Hey Sara, I hope you actually get cancer and type 2 diabetes because your a horrible person.
He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw.
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
I’m sorry im not being honest. Forgive me.
I’m a guy and I wear thongs. boys or girls idgaf
I miss you
They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time.
I rent a room in the home of a married couple and I kinda feel insulted that the husband has never made a pass at me.
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.
I had a threesome with my boyfriend and his ex girlfriend
I really wanna get raped. I’ve even tried thinking of situations I could get in to get raped. 17 f
Drunk message, sorry lol. Went out with friends. Overdid it. lol. Hope all is well.
Being racist, xenophobic, sexist, homophobic, transphobic and ageist gets you nowhere in life.
Cake or pie? I can tell a lot about you by which one you pick. It may seem silly, but cake people and pie people are really different. I know which one I hope you are, but that’s not for me to decide. So, what is it? Cake or pie?
Curses upon those who look down on others based on race, religion, caste, sexual orientation, age, bio-sex, gender, and national identity.
I want to drug my boyfriend and tie him up in my basement. Don’t judge me I’m sure I’m not the only girl who’s thought of that.
Dear woman who said Stevie Wonder isn’t actually blind: Just-ju-hm.. Shut the fuck up please?
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers.
More women are statistically involved in child abuse that men.
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor.
The guts to slit my wrists. I visualize it often.
I think love songs are annoying.
talkwithstranger**** is the fastest and easiest way to talk to horny guys from India.
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine.
Better off dead. Not worth it being alive. No one would miss me anyways. Not even my own family. Everyone would just move on; life as usual.
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
NO WAY THIS WEBSITE ACTUALLY ADDED COMMENTS AGAIN!!!! YAYYYYYY
I think my sister wants me to fuck her pussy
PERIOD OR INFECTION OR BOTH I DONT KNOW I CAN’T GO TO SLEEP
If you’re a small built 17 year old boy, don’t take your jeans off and let a big tom turkey have sex with you.
You jive Turkey!
Remember boys if you see a hot girl send a message to her with your dick girls love dick pics
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.
I love you.
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological.
I’d rather be born as a poop than being born as a “Malaysian”.
In the 1980s Bernie Sanders rimmed me and Joe Biden taped it on one of those huge VHS camcorders. It felt good.
I’m a sexy man trapped in an ugly man’s body
Existing on a daily basis takes up all my energy.
heard about your stereotype being awkward with girls but holy shit you made a good thing die :/
I stole something from my coworker.
I confess that shellfish is the only thing that rhymes with tell this.
They got there early, and they got really good seats.
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.
I truly wish that some force will come and kill me to take me away from this miserable and toxic relationship.
Halima Aden needs a balls deep pump.
Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be.
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc.
So we’re just going to ignore how Europe belongs to the immigrants now?
“If you master only one herb in your life, master cayenne pepper.It is more powerful than any other.” – Dr. Richard Schulze
Bang! Bang!
Pink ponies and purple giraffes roamed the field. Cotton candy grew from the ground as a chocolate river meandered off to the side. What looked like stones in the pasture were actually rock candy. Everything in her dream seemed to be perfect except for the fact that she had no mouth.
Feeling the urge to harm myself again.
I cheated on my wife with my boyfriend
eerie when the past comes back to say -hello goodbye
What do you need a neon sign?
Blabla
I’m breaking my phone
I just want to go home.
Il5l take Logan Marshall-Green in the front & Tom Hardy in back please, thank you.
They tried to bun out this chi chi But I stand strong. Boom bye bye YOU
How many men like the feeling of a woman sucking and stroking them off into her mouth more than just about anything? Thumbs up for agree.
I love you very much. It’s not even real
It’s pouring with rain The wind is going at 500mph It’s cloudy af And there is an ice cream van roaming outside I don’t get it Why?
The desire to hold you is getting to me. I want you. I don’t care if we would need a bus to haul all of our kids… I just want to be with you.
I love you God I’ll be your warrior of light I’ll stay for you
I work with a girl I have known for 30 years and man oh man do I want to suck on her tits
She’s done this to me, for all these years. I’ve asked her politely to stop. Sometimes not so politely. Here she is, it never stops.
Barbara had been waiting at the table for twenty minutes. it had been twenty long and excruciating minutes. David had promised that he would be on time today. He never was, but he had promised this one time. She had made him repeat the promise multiple times over the last week until she’d believed his promise. Now she was paying the price.
africans get the chinese out of your countries. Caribbean get them OUT!!!!!!
I blame people who voted for Donald Trump.
There are different types of secrets. She had held onto plenty of them during her life, but this one was different. She found herself holding onto the worst type. It was the type of secret that could gnaw away at your insides if you didn’t tell someone about it, but it could end up getting you killed if you did.
Here’s to another date w/the blank spot on the wall. Possibly w/a sharp object in tow.
Next up on “my 300 pound life….”
its 4am and i woke up crying. no one will ever love me
Path to sobriety
The young man wanted a role model. He looked long and hard in his youth, but that role model never materialized. His only choice was to embrace all the people in his life he didn’t want to be like.
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.
cryptome****/2013/04/wikipedia-mom-bomb.pdf Fuck bitches Fuck white people Fuck cops
I wish the doctor gave me the giant piece of earwax he just removed. It’s and it’s impressive!
Houston Dynamos professional soccer referee Shelly McDavid smokes meth and molests her grandchild.
i have an invention that will change the world but i am afraid of being murdered if i bring it out to the public
My friends don’t like me anymore. I know why but I will not apologize. I need to find another way to make them want to be around me again.
I want to lick another man’s sperm out of my wife’s pussy.
Turtles are so innocent! They make the cutest pet. Make turtles happy :(♡
Being racist, sexist, ageist, homophobic, transphobic and xenophobic gets you nowhere in life.
I have been playing this new virtual reality game but halfway through the game play it crashes. Any ideas on why this is happening ?
Periods suck. I’m on mine and in crippling pain. I just wanna die. Those who don’t have periods, ur lucky
I could really use some boedank cherry lips right bout now
Peanuts don’t grow on trees, but cashews do.
Ya know what? It’s bullshit. I just don’t feel like fighting with you.
yesterday i tried to kill my sister with a soup spoon. i liked
gah damn this bot is annoying
If you hide out long enough someone else will eventually have to head into the kitchen and start dinner.
i have whackass fantasies about non consensual acts, but when i even think about r/pe i want to puke and i hate myself
I had an affair with a married woman. In the past, I had an affair with an engaged woman too. No resentment. I had fun! Godspeed! Jakeytor (IG) hectorfabros3rd@gmail****
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus.
I really need a blumpkin
He colored deep space a soft yellow.
I was wondering if anyone here get fainty while having ur mouth check at the dentist or is it just me.
This is a Japanese doll.
She advised him to come back at once.
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words.
The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room.
He knew what he was supposed to do. That had been apparent from the beginning. That was what made the choice so difficult. What he was supposed to do and what he would do were not the same. This would have been fine if he were willing to face the inevitable consequences, but he wasn’t.
She couldn’t decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it.
Looking for a cute girl who is willing to shit all over my sack.
I want a girl to knee me in the balls and spit/piss on my face.
Is the search not working for anybody else?
I wonder if it hurts to blow your brains out?
A is my best friend.
Being a human is better than being animals.
I’m a lesbian and I started dating a guy at my new school so I could join the popular crowd. (People think I’m Bisexual)
All women are sluts
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat.
Swallow a bottle of pills (or at least as many as possible). Drown with alcohol. Hope it all dissolves in my stomach. Go to sleep.
I want to go back to New Orleans with you and show my tits to everyone
I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one.
Iguanas were falling out of the trees.