• 11 months ago

UGH TMI I know! But i’m always so horny just before and while i’m on my pd!! I’m normally SO picky with dudes but during shark week, the weirdest people turn me on and I have to like catch myself and like snap back to normal. I was watching some cooking thing with this larger clumsy guy as the side host and as he was putting on this glove, it ripped on his hand… He was goofy about the whole thing and it happened real quick but all I could think about at that moment was like ‘Oh yeah I think I would fuck that guy’ While picturing his size compared to me. If you could picture those slow motion scenes in movies when someone is checking someone out and everything around that individual turns hazy and time sort of slows down.. Maybe suddenly somehow you’re in the scene with them.. It’s sort of like that, over and over again, with every dude. AH! I was just watching this to see some cooking! I need to STOP! He’s not even that attractive!! and yet my body is like…. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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