• 5 years ago
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I was impressed with him until he told me Olive Garden wasn’t classy enough and laughed at me for suggesting it for a date. Deal breaker.

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  • I don’t care for snooty guys either. Waste of time. – Nat

    Anonymous May 24, 2019 6:17 pm Reply
    • Impostor. Pleb. – Nat

      Anonymous May 24, 2019 6:19 pm Reply
      • It’s really cute that you both think you can try to impersonate me. I have a special way of talking so that people know it’s really me. Kisses! – Nat

        Anonymous May 24, 2019 6:20 pm Reply
        • No one is buying your pseudo intelligent Nat routine. Assertions of imposters. Followed by a passive aggressive “kisses”, but keep trying
          – Nat

          Anonymous May 24, 2019 6:33 pm Reply
          • She’s an imposter but she’s right. I (Nat) don’t use kisses unless it’s relevant too. – Nat

            Anonymous May 24, 2019 6:48 pm
    • It’s hilarious to watch all you pedestrians flounder with the English language to try and successfully emulate my manner of typing. I don’t have a “special way of talking,” pleb. It’s called eloquence. I know you aren’t exactly an expert on the subject. I won’t even get into the awkward, broken phrasing of whichever pleb decided to claim “kisses” is my way of being passive-aggressive. The entire reason you peasants continue to ironically use “kisses” when you masquerade as me is because I first popularized it on Simply Confess. Keep studying me and perhaps eventually you will author a remotely-passable comment or post pretending to be me! Kisses. – The real Nat

      Anonymous May 24, 2019 11:35 pm Reply
  • But Olive Garden is like Applebees, I would have laughed at you too

    Anonymous May 24, 2019 6:59 pm Reply
    • I don’t care if someone likes the same restaurant as me. It’s the idea that a place should be scoffed at because it isn’t horribly expensive. I am starting to make more money but I’m not going to start acting like I’m better than other people because of it.

      Anonymous May 24, 2019 10:02 pm Reply
  • There are family run non franchise italian restaurants. Find one.

    Anonymous May 24, 2019 8:13 pm Reply
    • Why? I like this place.

      Anonymous May 24, 2019 10:03 pm Reply
  • Olive garden sucks. Bite me.

    Anonymous May 24, 2019 8:54 pm Reply
    • If you’re not a breadstick, I won’t bite you. Sorry.

      Anonymous May 24, 2019 10:03 pm Reply
  • Fuck you, your gonna masticate my flesh whether you like it or not!

    Anonymous May 24, 2019 11:37 pm Reply

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