Somebody talk dirty to me?
Mud. Hog swill. Dung.
If you’re a woman: hey baby, wanna go on a magic carpet ride? or would you rather ride me? 😏
If you’re a man : Hey baby, sit right there and let me straddle your waist, I’ll ride you till dawn. Ye haa ! 😘
If you’re a lesbian : hey baby, I have a rod… Let’s get together and use it or… Should use just mash and blends our strawberries tonight? ? 👩❤️💋👩
If you’re a gay guy: hey baby, I can’t wait until your dart hits my target or… Did you want my dart this time? Lets use our sticks to light a flame …👨❤️💋👨
In gonna piss on your face, then I’m gonna fart in your mouth, then I’m gonna shit on these walls Ray!
Breed my backsnatch with your juicy jizzle jam! Or, I’ll tongue baste your twat so good your curlies will straighten out!
Lol, wut da F?
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