If you’re a woman: hey baby, wanna go on a magic carpet ride? or would you rather ride me?
😏
If you’re a man : Hey baby, sit right there and let me straddle your waist, I’ll ride you till dawn. Ye haa ! 😘
If you’re a lesbian : hey baby, I have a rod… Let’s get together and use it or… Should use just mash and blends our strawberries tonight? ? 👩❤️💋👩
If you’re a gay guy: hey baby, I can’t wait until your dart hits my target or… Did you want my dart this time? Lets use our sticks to light a flame …👨❤️💋👨
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Topsoil.
Mud. Hog swill. Dung.
If you’re a woman: hey baby, wanna go on a magic carpet ride? or would you rather ride me?
😏
If you’re a man : Hey baby, sit right there and let me straddle your waist, I’ll ride you till dawn. Ye haa ! 😘
If you’re a lesbian : hey baby, I have a rod… Let’s get together and use it or… Should use just mash and blends our strawberries tonight? ? 👩❤️💋👩
If you’re a gay guy: hey baby, I can’t wait until your dart hits my target or… Did you want my dart this time? Lets use our sticks to light a flame …👨❤️💋👨
In gonna piss on your face, then I’m gonna fart in your mouth, then I’m gonna shit on these walls Ray!
🤷too dirty??🙈
Breed my backsnatch with your juicy jizzle jam! Or, I’ll tongue baste your twat so good your curlies will straighten out!
Lol, wut da F?