I thought s** was over for me. I just haven’t really felt a pounding erection for anyone in I-don’t-know-how-long. Even two weeks ago, I flew to another city to meet and spend 4 hours in bed with a beautiful woman, we took off our clothes, got into bed and rolled around for 4 lovely hours, but ehhhh as far as getting hard. We kissed and such, but never got completely naked, it was pleasant but not like OMG.

Then yesterday I was at a Walmart bakery and started talking to one of the female bakers, short, chubby and cute-as-a-button, just my type. By the end of our conversation I was just throbbing, and walking funny. She said she was married so I didn’t ask for a date, but, wow, nice to know it’s still jammin’ downstairs! I guess it really depends on the partner, the chemistry. I have a date with another short chubby cutie this Saturday, we’ll see how that goes. Thanks for listening…

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