I would like every Christian on planet earth to, for one day, dress in hippie clothes, take a whole bunch of E and go around loving the entire world. The next day, you can go back to your stick-in-the-ass, uptight, intolerant, white-shirt-and-tie, bland, unimaginitive, uncreative Bible-thumping selves. I will, in turn, attend a 24-hour Christian revival meeting where I suppress every idea I have that goes against the bible or the ten commandments. I will live according to another’s idea of how I should be, I will ignore every original idea I have, I will keep my beautiful cock in my pants, I shall not watch porn or covet my neighbor’s wife.

Deal? 🙂

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