Hindustani Troublemaker: I am not gay!
Willie: What the hell, buddy?
Hindustani Troublemaker: Buddy? I said I am not gay!
Willie: Are you off your ****ing meds or something?
Hindustani Troublemaker: Yes. But that isn’t what this is about. You’re as queer as a ten dollar bill.
Willie: Let me tell you something, mother****er. My brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you ****ers in Vietnam. So I want you to look at me. I want you to look at my face one last ****ing time. This is the last thing you’re ever gonna see before I…
Hindustani Troublemaker: [grabs Willie and pins him against the car] Elf ****er! Mother****er. Elf ****er! Who’s the bitch now, Santy Claus? Faggy Claus! Faggy…
Kid: Leave Santa alone!
Hindustani Troublemaker: Little boy, don’t interfere. I am doing this for all of us.
Kid: Leave Santa alone!
Hindustani Troublemaker: [Willie pulls free. Hindustani Troublemaker turns to leave] Ass clown.