So let’s break this down, I was on the toilet earlier and took the biggest most painful s*** in my life, literally Elvis Presley dumpage, fr shat out kryptonite.
And it’s now affecting the whole household, the toilet has been blocked for 3 hours, my whole family is in shambles, my dad is pulling out s*** after s*** from that muggy chamber, describing it in immense detail, I’m chilling in my room right now in guilt knowing I done this, my stomach is the cause, they know not to feed me, for I am the monster.
