God, I feel like I should tell you that I totally suck in the faith category. I completely believe in you and I know that You are always there to protect

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God, I feel like I should tell you that I totally s*** in the faith category. I completely believe in you and I know that You are always there to protect me, and I barely repay you. I want to give back, I truly do, but I dont exactly know how to. I need advice. I love you, O Holy One. Just show me how to express it in more ways than one. (:

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I love living in Canada where I am free to commit crimes! Crime does pay here! Virtually nobody expected me to get jail time for that assault but I told the court I identified as a woman and was sentenced to 14 days in a woman’s prison. What a glorious fortnight! 🌈

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