Just because all the public toilets are closed and I live between the beach and the car park would you please stop using my garden to pee in.
You creep in around the back of my hedge and think you cannot be seen but you can.
Men unzip their fly and get their willy out and pee and ladies drop their shorts and knickers and then squat and pee and then dry it off with a tissue.
One young lady who was just beautiful did just that at 5.15 last night but went one better and actually left me some s***! Nice work pretty girlie, would you of done it if you knew I was watching? Lovely arse by the way.
