A few weeks ago a friend of mine and I took two of these cute girls from school camping at the river. We had a great time fishing and rowing the entire day and I even got a nice kiss that night as we sat by the fire telling stories and talking. I whispered to my friend about midnight that I needed to take a dump and he said just go up in the woods, it will be fine. I walked up to a clearing and took a huge dump and headed back to the camp. The next morning we packed up and talked about how great this school year was going to be and as we walked up the path I heard my friend yell out “holy s*** look how big your turd is”!!! The girls looked right at it and laughed and now I am too embarrassed to even to talk to the girl.
