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What is the least physically painful way to commit suicide? And don’t give me one of those “it’s more painful to everyone around you! You have so much to live for! UWU” answers either. I just want to end it all quickly.

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  • A gunshot to the head is the least painful because it’s over real quick. You could also try hanging yourself, you pass out quickly from lack of oxygen.

    Anonymous November 7, 2018 8:26 pm Reply
  • Or drug to put you to sleep with your head in a gas oven. Timing will be important so test dosage first. But you’re foolish to kill yourself.

    Anonymous November 7, 2018 8:29 pm Reply
  • Carbon monoxide. I shouldn’t be tell if you this though, you might do it, and then I told you how. Actually not how, but I picked your method of death

    Anonymous November 7, 2018 9:13 pm Reply
    • Fuck everyone who’s actually giving this person ways to commit suicide. To the person who wrote the original confession, I know it fucking sucks. Believe me. But if you honestly want the pain to go away, then damn right killing yourself is just going to give it to everyone else. Death is not, and never will be an option. Try to get better, don’t take this road. Go to someone you love and tell them you need help. Just don’t take your own life.

      Anonymous November 8, 2018 2:55 am Reply
  • I have read that drowning is the best way to do it. I can’t do anything else, I read up on cyanide and that’s kinda expensive. There is a pond near me, but it doesn’t seem deep enough, so I’ll probably try drowning in a lake instead.

    Anonymous November 7, 2018 10:54 pm Reply
    • Would not recommend that one, according to what I know drowning is actually really uncomfortable as you cannot breath and can’t escape sense if you have enough things to weigh you down it will take a long time to get those out of your pockets and clothes if you end up regretting trying it.

      Anonymous November 11, 2018 1:38 pm Reply
  • It’s the same couple of people that post the “Woe is me,” shit on almost a daily basis.

    Anonymous November 8, 2018 10:46 pm Reply
  • I am not to be held responsible if the person actually does this, this is a completly hypotecnical scenario. Drowning: would make you really uncomfortable and if you would regret trying it would be hard to escape as removing what you are using to drown yourself would take long. Pills/poison: Will not necessarily kill you but just make you overdose and pass out, they could also give you some serious heart pain before you pass out even if you would not die. Carbon Monoxide/Oven cooking your head: Some ovens actually have a safety feature to make sure toddlers don’t climb into an oven after turning it on even if it might not have child-locks, you might not also pass for long enough making carbon monoxide and having your oven in the head uncomfortable and painful, if you also live with other people you might not want to use carbon monoxide if you do not want the other people to possibly die also and of course carbon monoxide might just give you “a poisoning” instead of actually killing you especially if you’re somewhere high after passing out. You can’t really stop carbon monoxide but you can leave the house and you can just take your head out of the oven. Hanging: You might not pass out even though that is common sense passing out tends to happen more often if somebody else is strangling you but this is a noose not a person, if somebody finds you they might cut you down before you die from lack of oxygen. As with drowning it can be very uncomfortable and is hard to stop if you regret trying unless you have something to cut it with ready in your pocket.

    Slicing up your wrists: Deep/bad enough cuts already without being intentional hurt a lot, and might end up stopping bleeding if you are just out in the air or especially somewhere cold. If you go in to turn on hot water or warm water to put on it will hurt a lot as shallow cuts that you didn’t even mean to make already hurt a lot if they are exposed to warm water as you can tell if you have ever shaved anything and ended up getting a cut but they won’t be able to stop bleeding because there is no cold water to do that, plus bleeding out takes a very long time making it easier to be painful sense the timespan is longer. In any of the ones I’ve mentioned before someone can stop you if they find you.

    Shooting yourself: It happens fast and if you get shot you might not even notice it at first because of how fast it does indeed happen, if you regret it you can just simply not pull the trigger the first time. The key is just finding out where to shoot yourself, If you put the gun in your mouth it will easily flinch and hit a non crucial enough part of your brain for you to live or even not hit your brain at all: The same goes for if you put it under your chin. You can easily google where most of the crucial parts of your brain for living are, so the usual shooting your brain from the side can work well, shooting yourself even from the front can work really well. Your temples are also really soft compared to the rest of your face/head and you can easily look up the exact part of your forehead where those are located. Your brain stem is also crucial but might still end up just paralysing you so look up the parts of your brain that would be crucial and more likely to kill you than paralyse you, you can easily learn these from some places.

    That is all the ways I could come up with and how likely they are to kill you rather than let you live, how painful it would be and how easy it is to prevent it if you end up regretting it and how likely it would be that if someone sees you and can they save you. So according to all that shooting yourself, as it is most likely to kill you if you do it right instead of paralysing yourself but if you do they can pull the plug on you which will kill you in the end and if somebody notices you they won’t be able to save you as well as an ambulance can take long and you can’t really stop someone bleeding well from a gunwound to the head even if you would be a nurse or would just know these kinds of things really well. Also if you regret it as long as you haven’t pulled the trigger it’s as easy as not pulling it plus it’s very fast and easy especially as getting shot like that will often kill you right away.

    Anonymous November 11, 2018 2:12 pm Reply

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