I’ve been collecting my dog’s s**** to sell it for breeding purposes for two years now, and I’m starting to enjoy it a bit *too* much. Here’s the weird thing(not sure if it makes it more or less weird, come to think of it), I don’t even see it as a s***** thing between the two of us. He very well might, he certainly doesn’t mind, but that’s not how I see it. It’s just kind of a bonding thing for me, like breastfeeding is for moms, I guess. He knows that when I take his sample cup into the bathroom, that’s our “special time”, whether I need the sample or not, half the time it’s just because his nuts are almost dragging on the ground and I figure he needs release or he’ll hump somewhere it’ll make a mess.

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