I need a sign on my jacket that says “IF YOU ARE SHMOOPY TALKING WITH YOU WIFE ON THE PHONE, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, I DON’T NEED TO HEAR THAT YOU LOVE HER, AND I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR HOME PROBLEMS, OR YOU LEAVING WORK EARLY, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO GO TO CHILERENS AID (IT’S TRUE THAT ONLY STUPID PEOLLE ARE BREEDING) (BONEHEAD) OR TO GET A LOAN FOR WHATEVER. PLEASE KINDLY REFRAIN AND FUCK OFF! ESPECIALLY IN THE MORNING!”
