I’m sorry K, but I’m too much of a pussy to ask you out. I keep thinking that if you say no, you’ll tell everyone about it and I’ll be embarrassed. We’ve shared so many of our dark secrets with each other, but I can never tell if it’s because you trust and like me, or if it’s because you think of me as just a good friend. I can’t handle rejection from you, so I’ll just keep waiting until I’m sure you’d say yes.

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