Lies I’m telling (almost) everybody:

“I don’t know my weight.“
– I actually do. But it’s way too much so I’m embarrassed to tell anyone.

“I don’t weigh myself.“
– I always do. I would never admit it, but I do.

“I know, I’m cute as f*** :).”
– I think I’m ugly as hell. I wouldn’t ever consider myself “cute”.

“Yeah, it’s just comfortable. There is no other reason for me wrapping my hands around my stomach.”
– I’m (kinda obviously) trying to cover my belly.

“I’m just trying to find a comfortable way to sit on this chair.”
– I’m wearing shorts because it’s hot as hell, but I don’t want to have to look at my huge thighs all the time.

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