• 5 years ago
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I lie to my girlfriend all the f****** time. I pretend to agree with all of her nonsensical liberal b******* just because she is hot and I like f****** her s*** body but she sounds like a mental retard to me whenever she talks. The problem is that she’s really good in bed and seems to really know exactly what I like s******* so I keep lying just to keep getting to f*** her. I’m such an a****** but she’s f****** gorgeous.

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  • Hide her birth control

    She’ll be less of a liberal commie when she has some kids

    Anonymous February 12, 2019 7:08 pm Reply
  • You’re part of a very large club. Men have to lie and obfuscate in order to deal with the “extra” bullshit of having a woman. Don’t worry – they know and expect it. It gives them ammo to blast you with when it is convenient for them.

    Anonymous February 12, 2019 7:50 pm Reply
  • I hope she likes best friends because I’m going to adopt her, tell her she’s too good for you, support her, and help her find someone that loves her.

    Anonymous February 12, 2019 10:23 pm Reply
  • She’s gonna dump you and find someone that cares for shit other than her body. You’re a piece of shit

    Anonymous February 18, 2019 9:30 am Reply

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