I went over to my ex girlfriends apartment when she wasn’t there and I secretly poked holes in all the condoms. I miss her so f****** much I hope she pays for leaving me like she did. So either she’ll get pregnant this spring of her sophomore year with her slimebag new boyfriend or maybe her roommate will if she borrows the sabotaged condoms. I’d feel bad if her roommate gets pregnant. She’s just a freshman but she’s very sweets
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BRUH
Fuck the room mate.
Get her pregnant.
Best revenge.
Let me get this straight – you are claiming you opened condoms from the package – because everyone I’ve ever met in my life leaves them in the package until right before intercourse – and you poked a hole in them? And then did what? Replaced them in the opened package like someone wouldn’t notice? Or what? I think you made this up, son.
The plot holes!
You can use a small sewing needle to make tiny pin picks in an unopened condom package. They aren’t noticeable unless you’re reallllly inspecting the rubbers. I have done it with my ex, and father of my twins.
I hope she gets an abortion
So you made an extra key because I’m sure your ex asked for her key back? If she gets pregnant maybe she’ll marry her new boyfriend and the joke will be on you.