Help, please help me. I have to confess that I’m not gay. I’m not into i*****. I’m not depressed. I don’t cut myself. I don’t have lucid dreams. I don’t want a balloon. I haven’t cheated on my spouse. I’m not a child molester. I’m not under aged. I don’t do drugs.
Oh my God! What the hell is wrong with me?!?!?!? HELP!!!
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You’re boring as fuck is what you are. Or a liar.
The fact that you don’t want a balloon is very disturbing. Please seek professional help right away!
Welcome to the party! Where we normies come here to completely shun these disgusting confessions & laugh when the confessor thinks that just bc they confessed it, they need to be cut some slack. Lol.
You’re not an evil asshole? Please sit next to me.
I wish I had thought of this post.
Me too.
Then why are you coming to confession site?