She thinks she’s too good for me… but she doesn’t know I still have a key to her apartment … so while she and her roommate are at work during the day I sneak in and j******* into her shoes, Steal all her socks and underwear, Steal all her birth control pills, and throw away any condoms, and sometimes I will leave her extra packs of cigarettes since she was trying to quit smoking and I want her to fail

I miss her so much. Why does her new boyfriend have to be going off to Harvard business school. What f****** a******. And he’s a big tall goodlooking Jew who was on the rowing team? F*** my life. I’m just a fat dumbass who can’t pass Spanish class and flunked out of community colllege again and sits around playing video games all day. I’m supposed to have already graduated college but I’m still only a sophomore in hours. My ex gf is just a freshman but she already has more college credit hours than me, and perfect grades, and she works two jobs, and still somehow finds time to work out 5 days a week. I hate that she’s so perfect, and that I lost her because I’m a loser

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