I cannot find my loaded 9mm pistol anywhere. I was blackout drunk and playing with it last weekend and I just realized it’s missing, I hope I didn’t leave it at my ex girlfriends place again. She has a toddler now
I cannot find my loaded 9mm pistol anywhere. I was blackout drunk and playing with it last weekend and I just realized it’s missing, I hope I didn’t leave it at my ex girlfriends place again. She has a toddler now
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See, the gun laws are all backwards. The background check basically wants to know, “Are you crazy?” But what they really should ask is “Are you stupid? Millions of gun licenses wouldn’t get issued if the qualification was IQ.
No kidding! I mean, honestly I’m fucking amazed they let me buy the pistol!
I’ve had two DWIs, and at least two drunk and disorderly and also like 20 speeding tickets
I’m on prescriptions for all kinds of shit. Have to see a psychiatrist every month.
My ex wife left me because of alcoholism
I was quietly asked to leave a school where I was a teacher because I got a teenage girl pregnant – it was consensual but they wanted to keep it quiet
I later made that girl get an abortion
I’ve lied so many times. I cheated to graduate college and I cheated to be able to transfer to a different college. Twice.
I cheated on every girlfriend I ever had
I cheated on most of my friends in one way or another betraying their trust
I accidentally shot my pistol in my garage once
Another time I accidentally shot a shotgun in my backyard
Another time I accidentally damn near shot myself in the foot at a gun range
I often get blackout drunk and then wake up with a loaded pistol in my hands
I’ve repeatedly lost various guns when loaded
I had a car broken into and a gun stolen
I had an apartment broken into an a assault rifle stolen
Also I Smoke cigarettes all the time around ammunition and gunpowder – that can’t be fucking smart
I carry my loaded gun all kinds of inappropriate places
I’ve been thrown out of liquor stores before
I’ve been kicked out of dozens of bars for being too drunk – I still refuse to get help for my drinking problems
I literally cannot go a single day without needing alcohol
I sure am glad I am a middle class white male !!!
I get special second amendment rights to semiautomatic pistols and assault rifles and semi auto shotguns that are mainly far too deadly
sounds like MURICA !!!