My across-the-hall neighbor has a delightfully big, fat, delicious a** and when I hear her door open I always go to my window and watch her walk to her car, her b*** jiggling like sweet jello. I know she’s attracted to me, too. One time she knocked on my door and I opened it and while we were talking, I saw her eyes travel up and down my body. She’s just kind of an idiot, though. I mean that in a nicest way possible, a lot of great-looking women are lacking in the brains department. She just looks so damned comfortable, like it would be a pleasure to lie down with her and run my hands over her beautiful body.
