Let me introduce myself. I am Dr. Jack Often and I am the founder of the “Helping Hand” sperm donor clinic. My license to practice medicine has been revoked, and let me tell you why. It was my own fault. I was using my own sperm to impregnate women, a total of 79 to be exact. Well….I got caught. Someone noticed I was the only one using the room with the dirty magazines. Matters were not helped by the fact that the women were startled by my “sticky handshake”.
