I truly believe their are some women who need to be punched in the face and have their noses and jaws broken and their eyes blackened followed by cutting off all their hair with a knife and kicked in the v***** a few times, just to take them down a notch and get them over themselves and remember that men are the bosses of planet earth.

But I would feel absolutely terrible afterwards, never mind the going to jail part or her male friends or brother or father who would find me and kill me. (PS I would never, ever do this, so don’t be alarmed…just very angry at women right now.)

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