I call into a daily phone meeting for people who eat compulsively. Whenever someone, usually a woman, talks about her clothes no longer fitting, I get turned on. I don’t sit there and wack off like some kind of Louie C.K. and I am sorry for the person’s struggles, but a woman busting out of her clothes or not being able to button her jeans because she’s gained weight has always made me crazy. I APOLOGIZE
