A few months ago I was finger f****** my German shepherd in the a** and the phone rang. It was work asking me if I could come in asap because 2 stuff couldn’t come into work at the last minute coz of Covid. I quickly wiped the dog excrement off my fingers with a sock, chucked some clothes on and went to work. About 90 minutes later as I was handing my 30 to 40th customer their food I noticed that I had brown stuff under my index and middle fingers. It was dog s***! I obviously knew I should wash them straight away but for some reason I just had a little giggle to myself and said “F*** IT”. So for the next 6 hours I served a few hundred customers their food with my dog poo fingers! It felt very naughty 🤗
