If everyone is telling corvallus stories I’ve got one:
We were steaming south to the Ivory Coast on the fishing ship Cornholio Marie captained by a mountain of a black man, Captain Nig Hansen. Corvallus was being chewed out for insubordination again when Captain Nig says “gentleman, Sailor Winslow is guilty of insubordination. Winslow you will kiss the gunner’s daughter, take him below deck for the makings!”
We dragged Corvallus below deck and tied him to the gunner’s daughter and pulled his trousers down.
Commander Phil Hendrie came in first with first mate RC Collins and inspected his b******* for cleanliness. “we’ve got a clean hole, bring down captain Hansen!”.
Captain Hansen came down pulled out his 17″ b********* and slammed Corvallus cheeks for a good 25 minutes before blasting a quart of vanilla yogurt consistency jizzlejuice on Corvallus’ back.
“Alright boys, finish him off” Nig Hansen said.
We then proceeded to launch a 48 sailor train on sailor Winslow.
You’d think after an experience like this Sailor Corvallus Winslow would never be insubordinate again. This is where you’d be wrong, this became a weekly occurrence.
