there’s a reddit post that goes, “my dad once told me he lost his virginity to a dead but still warm doe.”
“whipped cheese in a ballsack, that sounds hot,” i said, four years ago. I then put my phone down and probably masturbated. I dunno.
But, in december 2021, I had my christmas. Took the online course, got my temp certificate, one (1) deer tag, one (1) dipshit Bergara .270 secondhand, got in my car and went to the wilderness.
It’s stupid in hindsight, but I didn’t pack anything to survive overnight if I got lost. I packed pajama pants, however, for soft intimate time, and water, bdcuase duh, but nothing else. The raw s***** energy of a twitching woodland animal would keep me going.
And boy, did she twitch.
