Corvallus has been selling his culo on Calle Ocho for years now.
He wears a tight purple tank top that either says “NO LOADS REFUSED” or “POPPERPIG”, leather chaps, cutoff denim coochie cutters, pink converse all star high tops and a plastic rainbow construction helmet on top. It’s quite a site to behold.
Clark Hallisey, Customer
“And if your ass is a buster the Hallisonian will regulate…”
