For years, I did not know how good my p**** smelt. So I decided to rub my fingers on it and then smell my fingers and my p**** smelt AMAZING. It smelt DELICOUS, so I licked it. IT TASTED SO GOOD. I licked it like a popsicle and smelt it. I LOVED IT. So then I tried sucking it. What a mistake that was. When I sucked it, it felt so good. I licked the tip, smelt the c***, and sucked the balls. But then c** started to come out, and it tasted SALTY! YUM! But then, after 1 Hour of giving myself head, My d*** stopped c******. OH NO! I SUCKED MY C*** DRY! NOW HOW WILL I BE ABLE TO GET HEAD FROM MY SIDE CHICK? HOW. So I had to wait a month for all my s**** to come back. What a mistake that was.
So remember kids, NEVER SMELL YOUR P****! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!
