• 6 years ago
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about 10 minutes ago I finished the Vegan Challenge.
I went vegan for an entire hour.

I’m a little light headed, and I threw up about 5 minutes ago, but besides that I’m alright and I think I can call this a victory. My friends said I couldn’t do it. My doctor said I shouldn’t do it. I reached for the moon, but I touched the stars. I’m grateful to my friends and family for being with me for the very rough hour I just experienced, and I’m grateful to the cow that lived to produce the steak I will now eat, in commemoration of this incredible feat. Thank you to everyone who is reading.

P.S: -Please note- that I did this to test myself. I really don’t recommend anyone actually attempt this, unless you’re in perfect health and have friends there in case you wind up in need of medical attention.

All Comments

  • It was an hour, you fucking idiot. Have you never gone an hour without eating before?

    Anonymous July 24, 2018 12:24 am Reply
    • Never as a Vegan

      Anonymous July 24, 2018 12:26 am Reply
      • hahahahhaha

        Anonymous July 24, 2018 12:28 am Reply
  • This is satire

    Anonymous July 24, 2018 12:42 am Reply

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