• 3 years ago
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Hey T, remember that ultrasound during the blizzard? When you almost pissed yourself because you decided to chug water while hooked up to a fluid iv?

T:”Can I please go to the bathroom real quick?”
Nurse:”Do you have to pee so bad that if you were in the car you’d pull over on the side of the road?”
T: “Yes”
Nurse: “Thats good. That’s what we want for this test. You’ll just have to hold it.”

T: “Can I pleaseee just go to the bathroom?”
T’s mom: “They said you can’t go until you get the ultrasound.”
T: “Tell them if I dont go soon I’m gonna go anyways.” (this still gets me hard)
Me with a raging semi: “I warned you not to drink all that water when they were giving you a fluid drip.

If only you had wet yourself on that hospital bed, I fantasize about it all the time. The piss pouring off the sanitary paper and onto the tile floor. You turnng bright red with embarassment.

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