I have a big-a**, ridiculous, EMBARRASSING crush on Dr. Anthony Fauci. Something about him is just so f****** s***. I’m not sure what it is–his poised manner, his steady confidence, his entirely capable and reassuring manner of speaking that just makes a person feel…safe? He is a steady buoy in a storm that I just want to cling to. Is that what we crave in this new world?
I don’t know, but Dr. Fauci could absolutely get it. Anything he wanted, twice a day and three times on Sunday. I would violate every single social distancing rule with this man in a heartbeat. I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane, and then rub the tension out of every single muscle in his body afterwards. Lord knows he needs it. I’m feeling some kinda way just thinking about it. Is there a support group for this?!
