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I want to watch my wife get gangbanged and creampied by complete strangers

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  • I blame white people.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:26 am Reply
  • email or die

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:29 am Reply
  • The fact our Royal family has visited flood victims and helped support them financially & emotionally puts our PM to shame.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:29 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:29 am Reply
  • May those who are sexist, homophobic or racist be cursed for the upcoming week.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:30 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:30 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:30 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:30 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:31 am Reply
  • God I wish I was dead. I hate being this way. I wish I could be happy. I wake up every morning disappointed I’m still alive. I’m fucking miserable.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:31 am Reply
  • He picked up the burnt end of the branch and made a mark on the stone. Day 52 if the marks on the stone were accurate. He couldn’t be sure. Day and nights had begun to blend together creating confusion, but he knew it was a long time. Much too long.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:31 am Reply
  • I H A T E B U L L S H I T T E R S Good morning

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:31 am Reply
  • I walked in on my sister fucking her girlfriend with a scrap-on. Good thing I stayed hidden … or she would have seen me.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:32 am Reply
  • I wish my dad would genuinely love me. I’m so tired of trying to be okay even now as a adult.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:32 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:32 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:32 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:33 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:33 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:33 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:33 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:34 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:34 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:34 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:34 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:35 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:35 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:35 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:35 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:36 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:36 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:36 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:36 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:37 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:37 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:37 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:38 am Reply
  • They say you can’t love someone until you learn to love yourself… I guess I ain’t loving no-one then

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:38 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:38 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:38 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:39 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:39 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:39 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:39 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:40 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:40 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:40 am Reply
  • I’m sorry im not being honest. Forgive me.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:41 am Reply
  • I feel controlled by my family and I can’t enjoy my teen years.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:41 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:41 am Reply
  • There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:41 am Reply
  • mm these medical gloves on my hands are getting me of so much

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:42 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:42 am Reply
  • Did something happen on Twitter? Why’s there so many anti right leaning people bitching?

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:42 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:42 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:43 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:43 am Reply
  • Why am I such an asshole? Why does it get worse when i feel good?

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:43 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:43 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:44 am Reply
  • I think it would be hot if my wife had a lover. When she comes home. I’d go down on her to taste his cum.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:44 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:44 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:44 am Reply
  • I still love you Naqilah. Always have, always will, till the end of time.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:45 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:45 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:45 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:45 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:46 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:46 am Reply
  • Wish I was dead.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:46 am Reply
  • My boyfriend got me pregnant and said he wanted the baby, now he’s changed his mind and expects me to terminate. I don’t want to.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:46 am Reply
  • yo AL I am over you and already moved on. I’m already gone!

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:47 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:47 am Reply
  • Wish I was dead. I don’t deserve to be alive & wish I was never born.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:47 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:47 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:48 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:48 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:48 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:49 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:49 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:49 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:49 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:50 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:50 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:50 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:50 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:51 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:51 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:51 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:51 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:52 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:52 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:52 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:52 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:53 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:53 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:54 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:54 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:55 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:55 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:55 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:55 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:56 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:56 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:57 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:58 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:58 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 7:59 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:00 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:04 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:05 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:05 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:05 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:06 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:06 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:06 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:07 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:07 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:07 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:07 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:08 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:08 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:08 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:09 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:10 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:11 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:12 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:12 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:12 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:12 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:13 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:13 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:14 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:14 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:14 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:14 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:15 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 8:17 am Reply
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